Tuesday, July 19, 2011
just a thought...
so it is pretty obvious that i have encountered some pretty embarrassing escapades in my life. oh, and it is so not over. i have had plenty more believe you me. but i wanted to take a break from that and just share a thought i had on evolution. it is pretty deep in fact. here it is...
evolution is not the answer as to how we got here. sorry charles, although your theory may have supported evidence but answer me this...if evolution is a true theory wouldn't we still be evolving physically? and if that was true, why don't moms have a couple extra pair of arms by now? i mean, we could use them (especially me, now more than ever!) why has the human race quit evolving? don't get me wrong, i know we can evolve and become an improved species, but that is only by the power of using the tools that we have here like a scalpel, a treadmill, a tanning bed, weight watchers and of course the television show "what not to wear." But naturally, scientifically, alone, there have not been any signs of a mutation shift that has continued to evolve us into a new, refined species such as the ape is said to be the ancestor of man
now i am not even close to being a scientist (in fact, i almost failed biology in college) but i do know this. if evolution is real, i will be expecting a pair of arm nubs to start forming on a female prodigy any day now so one day mothers can finally physically do it all , and until then, sorry mr. darwin, but you got it all wrong.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
occupied
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
an entry worth mentioning...
so late one night i was buried in my old journals, laughing, cringing, gasping, and even sweating at times. i felt like i was reliving some of the experiences as i read them. i kept stuffing my face in my pillow because i was so embarrassed for myself. well i came along an entry that i just had to share. the year was 2000- i was in 8th grade and to say i was "in love" with this one particular guy would be an understatement. his name filled the pages of my journals with sob stories of how he will never love me like i love him (oh please). but get this...the end of my love affair with him ended with one simple bodily function. and i even wrote a poem about it to prove it.
i wish i could scan the exact entry but my handwriting, embarrassed to say resembles a 2nd grader (and still does i'm told) and it is pretty much illegible.
but here is what was said: (warning...if you get offended easily about potty humor, don't continue)
...so (blank) came over with everyone and we had a dance party. and when he wasn't looking at me and I was looking at him- HE TOTALLY FARTED. i am so turned off! and i wrote a poem about it.
fart
i don't know how my feelings started, but they ended when you farted
the feeling vanished in my gut when you opened up your butt
i wish my ears were on mute when you let out that large, enormous toot
it's amazing what a fart can do
now i have no interest in you
wow. i am so glad to see that i have matured since then.
i wish i could scan the exact entry but my handwriting, embarrassed to say resembles a 2nd grader (and still does i'm told) and it is pretty much illegible.
but here is what was said: (warning...if you get offended easily about potty humor, don't continue)
...so (blank) came over with everyone and we had a dance party. and when he wasn't looking at me and I was looking at him- HE TOTALLY FARTED. i am so turned off! and i wrote a poem about it.
fart
i don't know how my feelings started, but they ended when you farted
the feeling vanished in my gut when you opened up your butt
i wish my ears were on mute when you let out that large, enormous toot
it's amazing what a fart can do
now i have no interest in you
wow. i am so glad to see that i have matured since then.
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